WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS
~Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
~“Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”
~Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
~“Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
~“Damn, this water is cold.”
~Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
~“Now how did that get there?”
~Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!!”
~“Interesting….more sinkers than floaters”
~Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?”
~“Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.”
~Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
~Before you unroll toilet paper, consciously lay down your Cross-Dressers Anonymous newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
~Lower a large mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbors face and say, “Peek-a-boo!”
~Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing Born Free.