Mansanity

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS

~Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

~“Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”

~Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

~“Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”

~“Damn, this water is cold.”

~Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

~“Now how did that get there?”

~Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew.  Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!!”

~“Interesting….more sinkers than floaters”

~Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?”

~“Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.”

~Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

~Before you unroll toilet paper, consciously lay down your Cross-Dressers Anonymous newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

~Lower a large mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbors face and say, “Peek-a-boo!”

~Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing Born Free.