This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school Telephone answering machine This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The [...]

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR [...]

You’ve probably seen character actor Paul Dooley somewhere. He’s appeared in everything from ALF to The Golden Girls to Hairspray. He’s got one of those faces you’ll never forget, which is likely the reason for his ubiquitous presence in film and television for almost half a century. But now he’s made it to the internet, [...]

A blind man is travelling to Texas. He feels the seats of the train and says to the man next to him he says “These seats sure are big” to which the man replies “Everything is bigger in texas”. He then checks into is hotel and goes to the bar. He feels the beer glass [...]

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee [...]

REMEMBER WHEN… A Computer Was Something On TV From A Science Fiction Show A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean…. And RAM Was The Cousin Of A Goat… Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend And Gig Was Your Middle Finger Upright Now They All Mean Different Things And That Really Mega Bytes An [...]