The 5-Star Prison is located in Styria, Austria. Prisoners can enjoy living in the well-designed cells, clean, classy facilities like a basketball court, gym room, ping pong tables, television, and more. The only common complaints are no computers or internet access.

10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home [...]

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor [...]

Artery — Study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section — District in Rome Cat scan — Searching for kitty Cauterize — Made eye contact with her Colic — Sheep dog Coma — A punctuation mark Congenital — Friendly [...]

Computer Acronyms !! Do You Know What They Really Mean! PCMCIA:- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Loving Entity SCSI: System Can’t See It DOS: Defective Operating System BASIC: Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM: I Blame Microsoft DEC: Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM: Consumer Device – [...]