Why it’s nice to be a dog…
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
When it’s raining, you can lie around... Read More
Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in... Read More
Have you ever seen a big, fat, hairy guy at the beach with his man boobs hanging out? Well, here is the funny man boob directory so now you can easily identify exactly what the craziness you are looking... Read More