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NFL Team Lame Names

When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team’s performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.

AFC West:

Denver Broncos – Denver Donkeys

Kansas City Chiefs – Kansas City Griefs

Los Angeles Raiders – Los Angeles Faders

San Diego Chargers – San Diego Rechargers

Seattle Seahawks – Seattle Weehawks

AFC Central:

Cincinnati Bengals – Cincinnati Plaingels

Cleveland Browns – Cleveland Clowns

Houston Oilers – Houston Spoilers

Pittsburgh Steelers – Pittsburgh Reelers

AFC East:

Buffalo Bills – Buffalo Nils

Buffalo Spills

Indianapolis Colts – Indianapolis Dolts

Miami Dolphins – Miami Stallfins

Miami Soft Ones

New England Patriots – New England Patsys

New York Jets – New York Pets

New York Not Yets

NFC West:

Atlanta Falcons – Atlanta Fellcons

New Orleans Saints – New Orleans Aint’s

Los Angeles Rams – Los Angeles Lambs

San Francisco 49ers – San Francisco Whiners

NFC Central:

Chicago Bears – Chicago Fairs

Detroit Lions – Detroit Cryin’s

Detroit Kittens

Green Bay Packers – Green Bay Fudgepackers

Green Bay Slackers

Green Bay Whackers

Minnesota Vikings – Minnesota Tykes

Minnesota ViQueens

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Tampa Bay Yuccaneers

NFC East:

Arizona Cardinals – Arizona Tardynals

Dallas Cowboys – Dallas Cowgirls

Dallas Cowpie

New York Giants – New York Midgets

Philadelphia Eagles – Philadelphia Beagles

Washington Redskins – Washington Deadskins

Expansion Teams:

Carolina Panthers – Carolina Can’t-thers

Jacksonville Jaguars – Jacksonville Saguars

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