Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello”? WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at [...]

The 5-Star Prison is located in Styria, Austria. Prisoners can enjoy living in the well-designed cells, clean, classy facilities like a basketball court, gym room, ping pong tables, television, and more. The only common complaints are no computers or internet access.

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense. Deputy says, “License and registration, please.” Lawyer [...]

A commuter who was sick to death of car fumes and road jams has gone to extreme lengths to avoid them. Trainee architect Ricardo Assis Rosa now travels to and from work in his canoe, which he manages to chain to railings outside his office. The 29-year-old travels at no more than two miles an [...]

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS ~Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” ~“Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” ~Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. ~“Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color [...]

10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home [...]

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor [...]