Mansanity

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The Right Place, the Right Time, and the Right Angle

Why people like going to church

Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”.. And the congregation cried, “Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the... Read More

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IM sexy

Thanksgiving Practical Joke

Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who’s blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee.While my sister was... Read More

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Stupid Dad

I mean really, how stupid can this so called father be? The dad sells his child, doesn’t get paid, and calls the cops to report that he didn’t get paid!!! WTF! ... Read More

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Ass In Front and Ass In Rear

I always wonder how people that are this big can even tie their shoes, or worse, how on earth do they go to the bathroom? ... Read More

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Happy Halloween!

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes... Read More

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The Worst Night Out Ever

Every guy likes to head out to the bar, get some drinks, and find a girl to get with. What happens when all seems like it is going perfect until it’s just not!?!? ... Read More

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Who is on First?

LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys’ name on the team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ball park I’ll be able to know those fellows? BUD: All... Read More

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