Mansanity

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Never annoy him

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were... Read More

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Hard Drive Is Heavy

Paying the Rent

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have... Read More

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I quit

Funny NFL team names

NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team’s performance. Here is a collection of... Read More

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Animals get Revenge

Who is on First?

LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys’ name on the team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ball park I’ll be able to know those fellows? BUD: All... Read More

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College life in a nutshell

Every New SemesterAfter 1st WeekAfter 2nd WeekBefore the Midterm ExamDuring the Midterm ExamAfter the Midterm ExamBefore the Final ExamAfter Seeing the Schedule of the Final Exams7 Days before the Finals6... Read More

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Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and... Read More

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Why people like going to church

Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”.. And the congregation cried, “Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the... Read More

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