Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who’s blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee.While my sister was... Read More
In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and... Read More
Every New SemesterAfter 1st WeekAfter 2nd WeekBefore the Midterm ExamDuring the Midterm ExamAfter the Midterm ExamBefore the Final ExamAfter Seeing the Schedule of the Final Exams7 Days before the Finals6... Read More
There was this girl and she was walking home from school when 2 boys said “climb up that tree and we will give you $20″. She got home and yelled “hey mom I got $20 from 2 boys because I climbed up... Read More
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson,... Read More
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh gee, better get cracking,” and scribble furiously. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam,... Read More
Have you ever seen a big, fat, hairy guy at the beach with his man boobs hanging out? Well, here is the funny man boob directory so now you can easily identify exactly what the craziness you are looking... Read More