A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself... Read More
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh gee, better get cracking,” and scribble furiously. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam,... Read More
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they... Read More
On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived.
Just as they were about... Read More
In this era of Recession when every major company is slashing jobs day by day and its amlost impossible to find a suitable employment, here is what you have to do when you get a rejection letter from a... Read More
Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.... Read More
Sweet grandmother telephoned Mary Hitchcock Memorial Hospital. She timidly asked,‘Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient isdoing?’The operator said, ‘I’ll be glad to help,... Read More