Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson,... Read More
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school Telephone answering machine This is the actual answering machine message for the... Read More
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes... Read More
Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.... Read More
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh gee, better get cracking,” and scribble furiously. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam,... Read More
Sweet grandmother telephoned Mary Hitchcock Memorial Hospital. She timidly asked,‘Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient isdoing?’The operator said, ‘I’ll be glad to help,... Read More