On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived.
Just as they were about... Read More
Sweet grandmother telephoned Mary Hitchcock Memorial Hospital. She timidly asked,‘Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient isdoing?’The operator said, ‘I’ll be glad to help,... Read More
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have... Read More
Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in... Read More
Have you ever seen a big, fat, hairy guy at the beach with his man boobs hanging out? Well, here is the funny man boob directory so now you can easily identify exactly what the craziness you are looking... Read More
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school Telephone answering machine This is the actual answering machine message for the... Read More
A local Goodwill office realized that their organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The manager in charge of financial contributions telephoned the lawyer... Read More