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Funny Poem

creation

Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in... Read More

Why people like going to church

hallelujah

Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”.. And the congregation cried, “Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the... Read More

Are You Really Sure?

blind

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our... Read More

Sherlock Holmes

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson,... Read More

Ass In Front and Ass In Rear

ass in front

I always wonder how people that are this big can even tie their shoes, or worse, how on earth do they go to the bathroom? ... Read More

Its Hard to Become a Monk

Its Hard to Become a Monk

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept... Read More

Happy 40th

bdayboss

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be... Read More

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