Mansanity

“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” –Bobcat Goldthwait “I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda... Read More

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Why it’s nice to be a dog… No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. When it’s raining, you can lie around... Read More

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Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective... Read More

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Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories. Giving head: massages the jaw; while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. Having nice... Read More

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Things you can do with absolutely nothing… Push your eyes for interesting light show: (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes.... Read More

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21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend… 1.You don’t have to call them every day, just to let them know you’re not fighting 2.You don’t have an anniversary-you... Read More

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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” 3. Specify that your drive-through... Read More

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