WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS ~Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” ~“Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” ~Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. ~“Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color [...]

10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home [...]

Artery — Study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section — District in Rome Cat scan — Searching for kitty Cauterize — Made eye contact with her Colic — Sheep dog Coma — A punctuation mark Congenital — Friendly [...]

Computer Acronyms !! Do You Know What They Really Mean! PCMCIA:- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Loving Entity SCSI: System Can’t See It DOS: Defective Operating System BASIC: Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM: I Blame Microsoft DEC: Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM: Consumer Device – [...]

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”– Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 “I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I [...]

I mean really, are ANY of these crazy laws enforced in today’s world? All of these laws are REAL and still in tact. In Idaho: Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. In New Jersey: If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. In [...]

Men are always found to be more happier than women, here we have compiled a total of 34 reasons to show that why men are happier. 1. Your last name stays unchanged. 2. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. 3. The garage is all yours. 4. Wedding plans take care of themselves. [...]

REMEMBER WHEN… A Computer Was Something On TV From A Science Fiction Show A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean…. And RAM Was The Cousin Of A Goat… Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend And Gig Was Your Middle Finger Upright Now They All Mean Different Things And That Really Mega Bytes An [...]

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Movie nudity is virtually always female. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. Monday Night Football. You dont have to monitor your friends sex lives. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. You can open all of your own jars. Old friends [...]