Computer Acronyms !! Do You Know What They Really Mean!
PCMCIA:- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Loving Entity
SCSI:... Read More
A Computer Was Something On TV
From A Science Fiction Show
A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean….
And RAM Was The Cousin Of A Goat…
Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend
And... Read More
Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.
Giving head: massages the jaw; while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth.
Having nice... Read More
10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria.... Read More
WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS
~Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
~“Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”
~Cheer... Read More
Artery — Study of paintings
Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria
Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section — District in Rome
Cat scan — Searching... Read More