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Computer Acronyms !!

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Computer Acronyms !! Do You Know What They Really Mean! PCMCIA:- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Loving Entity SCSI:... Read More

The Days Before Computers

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REMEMBER WHEN… A Computer Was Something On TV From A Science Fiction Show A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean…. And RAM Was The Cousin Of A Goat… Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend And... Read More

How to Tick People Off

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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” 3. Specify that your drive-through... Read More

Old School Tech Quotes

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“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”– Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five... Read More

Sex Diet

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Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories. Giving head: massages the jaw; while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. Having nice... Read More

10 Office Rules

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10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria.... Read More

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS

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WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS ~Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” ~“Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” ~Cheer... Read More

Great Quotes by Comedians

Bobcat Goldthwait

“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” –Bobcat Goldthwait “I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda... Read More

Why Beer is better than Women

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Blonde Medical Terminology

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Artery — Study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section — District in Rome Cat scan — Searching... Read More

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