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How to Tick People Off

how to piss people off

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” 3. Specify that your drive-through... Read More

Blonde Medical Terminology

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Artery — Study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section — District in Rome Cat scan — Searching... Read More

Fun Weird Things For When You Are Bored

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Things you can do with absolutely nothing… Push your eyes for interesting light show: (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes.... Read More

Have Fun at Work

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Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective... Read More

Great Quotes by Comedians

Bobcat Goldthwait

“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” –Bobcat Goldthwait “I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda... Read More

Old School Tech Quotes

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“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”– Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five... Read More

21 Reasons Why Best Friends are Better

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21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend… 1.You don’t have to call them every day, just to let them know you’re not fighting 2.You don’t have an anniversary-you... Read More

Dogs are so lucky….

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Why it’s nice to be a dog… No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. When it’s raining, you can lie around... Read More

Sex Diet

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Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories. Giving head: massages the jaw; while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. Having nice... Read More

10 Office Rules

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10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria.... Read More

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