A Computer Was Something On TV
From A Science Fiction Show
A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean….
And RAM Was The Cousin Of A Goat…
Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend
And... Read More
Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.
Giving head: massages the jaw; while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth.
Having nice... Read More
WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS
~Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
~“Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”
~Cheer... Read More
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective... Read More
I mean really, are ANY of these crazy laws enforced in today’s world?
All of these laws are REAL and still in tact.
In Idaho: Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
In New Jersey: If... Read More
Why it’s nice to be a dog…
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
When it’s raining, you can lie around... Read More