Archive for the ‘Funny Lists’ Category

Have Fun at Work

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Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective... Read More

Great Quotes by Comedians

Bobcat Goldthwait

“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” –Bobcat Goldthwait “I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda... Read More

Weird and True Laws Still in Effect

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I mean really, are ANY of these crazy laws enforced in today’s world? All of these laws are REAL and still in tact. In Idaho: Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. In New Jersey: If... Read More

Old School Tech Quotes

atari-2600

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”– Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five... Read More

Dogs are so lucky….

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Why it’s nice to be a dog… No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. When it’s raining, you can lie around... Read More

Sex Diet

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Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories. Giving head: massages the jaw; while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. Having nice... Read More

Why Beer is better than Women

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WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS

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WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS ~Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” ~“Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” ~Cheer... Read More

How to Tick People Off

how to piss people off

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” 3. Specify that your drive-through... Read More

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