Why it’s nice to be a dog…
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
When it’s raining, you can lie around... Read More
Artery — Study of paintings
Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria
Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section — District in Rome
Cat scan — Searching... Read More
Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.
Giving head: massages the jaw; while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth.
Having nice... Read More
10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria.... Read More
Computer Acronyms !! Do You Know What They Really Mean!
PCMCIA:- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Loving Entity
SCSI:... Read More
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective... Read More