“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the
video camera and come help me.”
–Bobcat Goldthwait
“I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda... Read More
“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”– Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
“I think there is a world market for maybe five... Read More
Things you can do with absolutely nothing…
Push your eyes for interesting light show: (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes.... Read More
Why it’s nice to be a dog…
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
When it’s raining, you can lie around... Read More
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective... Read More
REMEMBER WHEN…
A Computer Was Something On TV
From A Science Fiction Show
A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean….
And RAM Was The Cousin Of A Goat…
Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend
And... Read More
Men are always found to be more happier than women, here we have compiled a total of 34 reasons to show that why men are happier.
1. Your last name stays unchanged.
2. People never stare at your chest... Read More
Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.
Giving head: massages the jaw; while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth.
Having nice... Read More
I mean really, are ANY of these crazy laws enforced in today’s world?
All of these laws are REAL and still in tact.
In Idaho: Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
In New Jersey: If... Read More